One’s Impracticable Aspiration

November 20 2009 No Commented
"Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers." – Charles W. Eliot To read is a joy insurmountable by any of life’s tasteful obsessions. Not only does a book peak one’s imagination, but will wreak ...
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Wrestlemania 17.п

November 19 2009 No Commented
Ok. It was another sloppy night at the Doctor’s Office, but as the say the fight must go on! The horrendous Count Chocula had a lot of moolah riding on his ballerina wombats, so he was groaning profusely when they got pitted up against the two-headed fish trained by the ...
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Accentuated Visions : Children In The Mist

November 9 2009 No Commented
Children In The Mist By Mannie3 , Caedes Photo Link   "Paradoxically though it may seem, it is none the less true that life imitates art far more than art imitates life." -Oscar Wilde
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Dumpster Driver Association

October 20 2009 No Commented
You are campaigning for president in the next Dumpster Diver Association’s elections and you realize that you forgot your Human-Lattice. Rushing home, your go-kart suddenly breaks down and you come to a stop on a slippery highway. While waiting for help, an extra spicy Nick Gates covered in beeswax stumbles ...
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Accentuated Visions – Genitor

October 19 2009 No Commented
Genitor By kodo34 , Caedes Photo Link “Life is full of beauty. Notice it. Notice the bumble bee, the small child, and the smiling faces. Smell the rain, and feel the wind. Live your life to the fullest potential, and fight for your dreams.” -Ashley Smith
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Couple Decrees Harmonicas as Simply Delightful

October 8 2009 No Commented
For over 15 years, Gregory and Wilma Donaldson have spent their evenings sitting aimlessly on their back porch with very few words passing between them…until recently. Last week, a malnourished bum wanders up to their porch and suddenly drops dead. Upon hitting the floor, a harmonica bounces out of the dying ...
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Drone of the World

October 7 2009 No Commented
No delinquencies to speak of. Check. Always arrives in a timely manner and leaves at appropriate junctures. Check. Excels at the allotted, tedious labor. Check. Is loyal to the Queen. Check. Despite the success of abiding by the offered routine, any countable yield of honey has yet to be fashioned. ...
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The Musk Ox of Rodan

October 6 2009 No Commented
Lucas and Nick went trick-or-treating. Nick was dressed up like Rodan, while Lucas was going as a musk ox. They stopped at a juicy house and knocked the cave. "Sweet-Mother-Of-A-Stegosaruous!" they both yelled. Nick got a boomerang. "Hey Luc, what did you get?" he asked. "I got a lukey layman!" Lucas said ...
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Dave's Recommended Reads

The Sun Also Rises
The Children of Men
The Fountainhead
The Man Who Fell to Earth
Slan Hunter
Virtual Light
The Hammer of God
The Future of Life
Twenty Thousand Leagues Under The Sea
Snow Crash
Frankenstein
His Majesty's Dragon
Survivor
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Stars in My Pocket Like Grains of Sand
Darwin's Radio
Engines Of God
The Foundation Trilogy
Planned Chaos
Perdido Street Station
Brasyl
The Revolution: A Manifesto
Stranger in a Strange Land
The Army of the Republic
World War Z: An Oral History of the Zombie War
The War of the Worlds
The Diamond Age: Or, a Young Lady's Illustrated Primer
Slaughterhouse-Five
As I Lay Dying
Animal Farm
Fight Club: A Novel
Ender's Game
Neuromancer
Children of Dune
It
Dune Messiah
Dune
The Historian
Dracula
Wise Blood: A Novel
Blood Meridian: Or the Evening Redness in the West
Lab 257: The Disturbing Story of the Government's Secret Germ Laboratory
Lolita
Anne Rice's The Vampire Lestat: The Graphic Novel
Interview With The Vampire
I, Robot
I Am Legend
Lord of the Flies
Brave New World
Second Foundation
Foundation and Empire
Foundation
Hyperspace: A Scientific Odyssey Through Parallel Universes, Time Warps, and the Tenth Dimension
The Waste Lands
The Crying of Lot 49
A Confederacy of Dunces
Fahrenheit 451
1984
The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection From the Living Dead
Fantastic Voyage: Live Long Enough to Live Forever
Atlas Shrugged
The Stars My Destination
The Martian Chronicles
Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?


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