One’s Impracticable Aspiration
"Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers." – Charles W. Eliot
To read is a joy insurmountable by any of life’s tasteful obsessions. Not only does a book peak one’s imagination, but will wreak ...
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Wrestlemania 17.п
Ok. It was another sloppy night at the Doctor’s Office, but as the say the fight must go on! The horrendous Count Chocula had a lot of moolah riding on his ballerina wombats, so he was groaning profusely when they got pitted up against the two-headed fish trained by the ...
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Accentuated Visions : Children In The Mist
Children In The Mist
By Mannie3 , Caedes Photo Link
"Paradoxically though it may seem, it is none the less true that life imitates art far more than art imitates life."
-Oscar Wilde
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Dumpster Driver Association
You are campaigning for president in the next Dumpster Diver Association’s elections and you realize that you forgot your Human-Lattice. Rushing home, your go-kart suddenly breaks down and you come to a stop on a slippery highway. While waiting for help, an extra spicy Nick Gates covered in beeswax stumbles ...
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Accentuated Visions – Genitor
Genitor
By kodo34 , Caedes Photo Link
“Life is full of beauty. Notice it. Notice the bumble bee, the small child, and the smiling faces. Smell the rain, and feel the wind. Live your life to the fullest potential, and fight for your dreams.”
-Ashley Smith
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Couple Decrees Harmonicas as Simply Delightful
For over 15 years, Gregory and Wilma Donaldson have spent their evenings sitting aimlessly on their back porch with very few words passing between them…until recently.
Last week, a malnourished bum wanders up to their porch and suddenly drops dead. Upon hitting the floor, a harmonica bounces out of the dying ...
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Drone of the World
No delinquencies to speak of. Check. Always arrives in a timely manner and leaves at appropriate junctures. Check. Excels at the allotted, tedious labor. Check. Is loyal to the Queen. Check. Despite the success of abiding by the offered routine, any countable yield of honey has yet to be fashioned. ...
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The Musk Ox of Rodan
Lucas and Nick went trick-or-treating. Nick was dressed up like Rodan, while Lucas was going as a musk ox. They stopped at a juicy house and knocked the cave. "Sweet-Mother-Of-A-Stegosaruous!" they both yelled.
Nick got a boomerang. "Hey Luc, what did you get?" he asked.
"I got a lukey layman!" Lucas said ...
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